Archive for May, 2006

Latest Shoemoney sighting: Big news on Shoemoney

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Great news, Shoemoney fans, Shoemoney has been seen again!  Looks like the internet is heating up with random Shoemoney sightings.

If you see ShoeMoney anywhere, just stop in and comment.  Feel free to add your comment right to this post if you happen to have seen him buying gas or cashing a giant check.  Heck, we’re desperate for almost any morsel out there.  Let’s dish!

Shoemonye’s dog - that’s Shoemnoeys dog

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

That dog in That is Shoemoney’s Dog.
Ive seen that dog in some of his pics.  Hope that helps.

I think it’s his anyway.  It’s in the one gallery.

Hope this Helps

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Yawp, ya guessed it - another Shoemoney Update

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

More news on Shoemoney . It seems he’s slipping in certain rankings.

Rumor has it, he’s watching an episode of “Lost” tonight.  Sort of appropriate, eh?

The thing about the Blogosphere is, your rankings can slip up or down very easily, especially depending on the news worthiness of your posting.

It’s interesting to see how the Shoemoney Re-branding is going on.  I’ve seen a few guys attempting to win the contest with “splogging” tactics.  I think that might just be too lightweight of a way to do it.

I noticed that ShoeMoney’s Technorati tag ranks 5th in Yahoo.  Sort of interesting, when you think about it.

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Kristin Cavallarri to be the next Daisy Duke?

Friday, May 26th, 2006

That’s exactly what people magazine wanted to know today. I just can’t see the credentials. First off…who is she? Secondly, the ass-by-ass comparison clearly shows Jessica Simpson is the one I’d rather watch leave the room. And who wouldn’t? Jessica Simpson may currently have the finest ass in all of show business. At least arguably.

Kristin

. Personally, I think they’re nuts for even considering replacing Jessica Simpson. Apparently they’re doing a whole “Prequel” for Dukes of Hazzard that doesn’t involve the current cast. Smart. The movie was actually pretty funny, so go on ahead and fuck it up.

Jude Law and Sienna - Oh Behave

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Jude Law is feeling randy again, and this time he has his sight set on Sienna (whoever the hell she is). People reports on how the couple behaved at May 22nd affair. Even Lindsay Lohan was there:

Lindsay Lohan kept the lovebirds company in their V.I.P. booth, and even volunteered to head outside first at the end of the night, creating a flashbulb frenzy that prevented photographers from catching on to the comely duo.

Hmm….threeway? It’s not hard to believe. Jude Law loves pleasure and that’s one way to get some.

Jude Law

We don’t have much to go on, but it sure seems like a “menage-a-trois” is on the menu in the near future for this talented (?) group.

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It’s a baby girl for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

The world is finally done waiting for what could be the biggest birth since baby Jesus. The baby is here…it’s a her, and all is well with mom and dad. They’re all chilling in Africa, and soon plans are being made for the baby to be in the movies.

“The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given,” publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

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There are no photos of the baby, but I imagine that will change soon. Tiny paparrazi in miniature submarines are making their way through the drain pipes at the hospital for a chance to snap a pic of the new bundle of joy.

The couple went to great lengths to protect the privacy for their baby girl:

The government arrested photographers, confiscated film, ringed the couple’s hotel with heavy security and set up large green barriers on the beach to shield their family.

Apparently no death squads were involved, but how’s that for tight security. No word on what to do next for Brad and Angelina watchers. Sit tight, would be my advice. The kid’s bound to do something soon.

Congrats to the happy couple and welcome to Ms. Jolie-Pitt

Tokyo Orphans thrilled to see Michael Jackson

Monday, May 29th, 2006

And who wouldn’t be? The Gloved One visited some poor unfortunates in the world’s largest city. Michael Jackson must be looking for some good publicity. There’s no better way than to be seen photographed with kids.

Jackson Tokyo

Japanese fans were happy to see the former pop star. He even learned a few Japanese phrases which he uttered gaily to everyone in hearing distance.

Michael Jackson is currently chilling in Bahrain with vague hopes of making a comeback. Pictures like this sure will help.

Michael Jackson’s last fan becomes hostile

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Alright, you heard it hear first. Michael Jackson’s last fan: who would only identify himself as “DY” has taken exception with my latest post Tokyo Orphans thrilled to see Michael Jackson. DY stated:

you think it will help his image? hell yeah! you know why? because that little girl wearing a white mask who hugged him is HIS daughter, you fucking idiot.

post some more of your opinions. you totally sound stupid.

goes to show how much you know about Michael.

You know what? I realize this asshole is right. I don’t know much about Michael Jackson, except what I read online.

Michael Jackson

And really, most of what I read about MJ is so disturbing, I merely glance over it. So I can admit to not paying any attention to him for a good two decades now. Am I alone?

Well for DY, I’d like to post this pic of MJ during happier days. Hope you enjoy.

As to my ignorance of the kid’s identity: I can write it off to three things

1) Not caring
2) Being sloppy
3) The kid has a freaking mask on! I thought it was a baby Nip!

My Favorite Hot Celebrities.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

1. Angelina Jolie.
I don’t care that she just had a baby and Brad Pitt is her man. She’s got a dazzling smile and an equally stunning body.

2. Jessica Simpson.
She exercised those gorgeous legs of hers by leaving Nick Lachey. I won’t say what I’d like to do with them ;) I love when she pouts!
Jessica Simpson

3. Paris Hilton.
“That’s hott” ’nuff said!
Paris Hilton

4. Lindsay Lohan.
She’s got her own set of problems, but nothing I couldn’t help her fix. LOL!
Lindsay Lohan

5. Beyonce Knowles.
Wow. This girl is dynamite.. Jay-Z is one lucky man!
Beyonce

There’s a lot more but figured I’d just mention my personal Top 5.

Who are your favorites and why?