Kristin Cavallarri to be the next Daisy Duke?

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That’s exactly what people magazine wanted to know today. I just can’t see the credentials. First off…who is she? Secondly, the ass-by-ass comparison clearly shows Jessica Simpson is the one I’d rather watch leave the room. And who wouldn’t? Jessica Simpson may currently have the finest ass in all of show business. At least arguably.

Kristin

. Personally, I think they’re nuts for even considering replacing Jessica Simpson. Apparently they’re doing a whole “Prequel” for Dukes of Hazzard that doesn’t involve the current cast. Smart. The movie was actually pretty funny, so go on ahead and fuck it up.

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