The world is finally done waiting for what could be the biggest birth since baby Jesus. The baby is here…it’s a her, and all is well with mom and dad. They’re all chilling in Africa, and soon plans are being made for the baby to be in the movies.

“The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given,” publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

There are no photos of the baby, but I imagine that will change soon. Tiny paparrazi in miniature submarines are making their way through the drain pipes at the hospital for a chance to snap a pic of the new bundle of joy.

The couple went to great lengths to protect the privacy for their baby girl:

The government arrested photographers, confiscated film, ringed the couple’s hotel with heavy security and set up large green barriers on the beach to shield their family.

Apparently no death squads were involved, but how’s that for tight security. No word on what to do next for Brad and Angelina watchers. Sit tight, would be my advice. The kid’s bound to do something soon.

Congrats to the happy couple and welcome to Ms. Jolie-Pitt

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