Seems that Reese Witherspoon is a little upset about accusations that she’s with baby.

Just because she’s taken a liking to empire waist dresses, and 1920 era style bathing suits doesn’t mean she has a bun in the oven!

Reese Witherspoon is Legally Blonde, and sueing Star Magazine for an undisclosed amount of money

Her suit asserts that she is not pregnant and that the story hurt her reputation and it was an invasion of her privacy.

Okay, normally I let Britney slide, but the latest picture of her seems to indicate a complete and massive meltdown. It’s almost as if K-Fed’s burgeoning fame is making her go off the deep end. “Country”, my ass. She’s looking “Crazy” in this one. Dammit, people, someone contain this young lady!

It’s hard to believe Brit ruled the world within the last 24 months or so. Marriage has been unkind.

Jessica Simpson and Cher new best friends. Jessica, apparently, has had a hard time getting over her breakup with Nick Lachey, so Cher is there to help pick up the pieces:

“It blows Jessica’s mind that she’s hanging out with her childhood idol,” said the insider. “For a little girl who grew up in Texas, seeing Cher up close is positively awesome.”

Yet another good thing to happen to Jessica since she dumped old Nick.

How can people even ask these questions: Fashion Faceoff between Thora Birch and Paris Hilton. Put’em in the same outfit and ask which one is hotter? Are you kidding? Give Thora a chance at least. Maybe have her and Paris duke it out in a spelling bee, but in a “who looks cuter dressed in this contest”?

Paris all the way in a fashion route.

In the above pic from People, I’d say she’s blistering hot. Maybe even scalding. Be careful when touching, because she’s on fire.

Here she is on the set of her latest video “A Public Affair”, which contains an All-Star cast. Jessica is back with a vengeance.

Who’s hotter than Jessica?

Maybe no one.

When you combine the total package:

• Great smile
• Long blonde hair
• Legs that go on for a mile
• Singing talent!

It’s hard to compete with a complete package.

Michael Jackson doesn’t do much these days except move around. Moving from Bahrain to Europe is the latest moonwalk for the fallen King of Pop. He hasn’t been able to catch a cold in sales in the last few years because of molestation charges that have dogged him persistently, and now he’s ready for a change:

Jackson has fired his business managers and has hired a New York City-based firm to oversee his business affairs.

I would guess there’s little doubt he needs money, and fast. He owes millions in debt, and has an eroding fan base. Rumor is he’s working on his comeback right now.

Good new for Taylor Hicks, it looks like his childhood crush has been found. He had a crush on this girl, apparently, for quite some time.

Tell you the truth, it’s hard to tell if there’s a girl in the pic at all.

The poor thing is a tomboy extraordinaire, if ever I’ve seen’em.

You be the judge: is this all an attempt to cover up possible allegations of weenie puffing the the new Idol?

Are we sure anything really went on?

We all know the National Enquirer is a rag, but now they’ve gone and accused Paris Hilton of being a homewrecker. People need to get shit straight when it comes to Paris:

Paris Hilton is being branded a homewrecker after she scored a goal with hockey hunk Jose Theodore behind the back of his longtime girlfriend and mother of his child, say sources.

Oh no you didn’t! It’s his girlfriend, for God’s sake. If he can’t even put a ring on the skank’s finger, then why the heck should Paris keep her mitts off?

People and their stupid questions. Would you wear it?.

Hell, if it made these young ladies look as good as Paris in those pics, I bet people would even start wearing gloves while swimming.

Paris could make just about any outfit look great. People needs to learn this soon.