Nick Lachey has great luck when it comes to landing hot women. The Buckeye was married to Jessica Simpson, but since the divorce has rebounded quite nicely. He’s no hanging out with Vanessa Minnillo:

The duo – who have been making the rounds all over the Big Apple – recently spent an afternoon at New York City sports bar Third and Long, where they competed in a friendly game of foosball and checked out the France vs. Portugal World Cup game.

The romance doesn’t sound too heated up at this stage, but you can imagine that more goes on behind closed doors. Let me imagine, as Nick gets to see Vanessa naked for the first time…ahhh. Anyways, back to the news: at least they were friendly to the fans at the bar they hung out at. No word on marriage plans just yet.

SJP is a mystery to many, including her grandfather. Before Angelina became a major Ambassador of goodwill, she apparently was capable of being a vindictive bitch and hasn’t spoken with her dad in years.

In interviews, Jolie, 31, has said she was upset by the way Voight cheated during his marriage to her mother, French actress Marcheline Bertrand, now 54. The couple split when Jolie was a toddler.

Luckily, Voight got to see the $4 million pictures like the rest of us, and he thought they were great.

No plans on a reconciliation are in the offing. I can’t imagine why Angelina is so against cheating? Can you?

Madonna, proving she’s no Jew, readies to dump her ties to Kaballah. For years she’s been promoting the esoteric study, but apparently it’s not rewarding enough for her to continue. According to published reports, she’s tired of the financial burden it places on her. I’ve got news for you, hun: Kabbalah doesn’t have to cost a penny. In the past Madonna sounded like she could never let go:

“As corny as it sounds,” Madonna told Rolling Stone last year, “if I didn’t have some kind of spiritual belief system, if I couldn’t find a way to make sense out of the chaos in the world around me — not my personal chaos, but the chaos in the world — I would be a very depressed person.”

Madonna is also looking for a lesbian-esque performance on MTV again this year. This year she has her eyes on either Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan. I’m guessing Jessica Simpson’s mom isn’t going to allow her to perform in any sapphic sessions.

If you thought Pee-Week Herman fell off, you got another think coming. The actor was mobbed outside of his recent appearance on “Late Night With David Letterman”.

This Pee-Wee is still huge.

Katie Holmes’ parents are Catholics, and aren’t cottining to the idea of their daughter marrying Tom Cruise in a Scientology wedding.

A spokesman for the couple denies the story, but the mag quotes a “family friend” as saying, that Martin and Kathleen Holmes are “not happy” with their daughter’s “choice of where to marry.” Martin Holmes allegedly told the friend, “Katie can have a proper Catholic wedding her whole family will gladly be a part of.”

She’s marrying Tom Cruise and the main thing they’re worried about is the wedding? It seems they’d be concerned with more pressing issues than that.

In case y’all were wondering if K-Fed makes easy money, then wonder no more. K-Fed is one of a rare breed of paid parties who makes $20,000 per event! Damn, dawg!

And Spears is reportedly thrilled that, with Rent-A-Kevin and other gigs, her former back-up dancer actually has an income. In fact, Federline has supposedly earned $700,000 in the last four months.

$700K in four months. And you thought he was a loser. Huh? Take that.

He’s getting sued again. This time by his ex-wife of not very long, Debbie Rowe.

The basis for the lawsuit? Money.. of course. According to Rowe, Jackson didn’t pay her money that he agreed to in their 1999 divorce. She’s seeking $195,000 immediately to cover lawyers expenses and $50,000 in living expenses while they battle for custody of their two children ages 9 and 8.

The next court hearing is slated for July 26th.

All of this is happening just when Michael is making a comeback!

Okay, I love the idiotic comparisions that People does. Here they ask which one of these lurvly ladies looks better in that outfit.

Interesting question, I guess. But I have a better one. Which of these ladies would you choose to be with on a deserted island?

Now the question isn’t quite so easy.

I have my answer. What’s yours?

I wonder if the most painful part of Heather Locklear’s divorce was getting her “Richie” tattoo covered? It very well might’ve been.

..and while she was there she decided to add a little ink to an existing tat on her right ankle..

It’s the word “Finch” and could refer to a bird or the name of one of David Spade’s past characters. She claims it’s to remind her that she’s “free as a bird” but others contend it’s a pet name for Mr. Spade.

If nothing else, she won’t have to cover it up if they break up and that’s a little smarter anyway. Good thinking, Heather..

That’s the question being asked just a few short weeks after her father Aaron Spelling passed away.

Tori has been on the outs with both of her parents for quite some time now. Her mother “Candy” was left with the responsibility of deciding how his nearly $500 million dollar estate gets divided.

According to some reports, Candy isn’t at all happy with Tori’s divorce from her first husband Charlie Shanian, and her wedding to Dean McDermott less than a year later.

Let’s hope she’s been saving her pennies just in case mom decides to give her the screws.