Sure, Mel Gibson might hate Jews when he’s drunk, but that doesn’t make him an Anti-Semite. At least that’s what Mel told reporters today. He’s very contrite over the whole drunk-driving arrest:

“There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark,” Gibson says in the statement. “I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.”

It’s quite a far cry from the comments Mel made to police, just after his arrest. He claimed on that day that “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”. After he realized that Jews don’t just start wars, but they also go to movies and work in Hollywood, he decided to change his mind. This all came to him when he sobered up.

So, Mel’s heading into rehab, hoping to stem the tide of damage to his reputation. Can he do it? I tend to really think he can’t. If he sobers up and says he’s sorry, he might have a chance.

Yes, sometimes you can judge a book by a cover. And judging from the outfit Eva Longoria is wearing in this latest picture from People, I’d judge her to be one hot time in the sack.

Am I alone in my thinking? What do you have to say?

Is Eva Longoria a smoking hot babe, or am I melting down in the hot sun?

You be the judge.

I realized I don’t what the full name of that fat lil guy is. I’ve seen his clueless pics a few time, but I notice he’s never called by his full and legal name.

In any event, the lucky little bugger now has himself a fat new baby Cadillac Escalade. He and brunette Brit were seen tooling around in it recently.

This kid has got it made. He’s got a mini Escalade. His mom is Britney Spears. Dad is K-Fed. LOL, maybe he doesn’t have it that great, after all.

I can’t decide if I care about this issue or not anymore. Jennifer Aniston says she’s not engaged to Vince Vaughan. Jennifer thinks the media is full of crap:

“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point. The thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry.

So there you go. If you’ve been obsessing about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan and wondering what they’re doing: the answer is they’re just dating. So relax.