I can’t decide if I care about this issue or not anymore. Jennifer Aniston says she’s not engaged to Vince Vaughan. Jennifer thinks the media is full of crap:

“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point. The thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry.

So there you go. If you’ve been obsessing about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan and wondering what they’re doing: the answer is they’re just dating. So relax.

I realized I don’t what the full name of that fat lil guy is. I’ve seen his clueless pics a few time, but I notice he’s never called by his full and legal name.

In any event, the lucky little bugger now has himself a fat new baby Cadillac Escalade. He and brunette Brit were seen tooling around in it recently.

This kid has got it made. He’s got a mini Escalade. His mom is Britney Spears. Dad is K-Fed. LOL, maybe he doesn’t have it that great, after all.

Yes, sometimes you can judge a book by a cover. And judging from the outfit Eva Longoria is wearing in this latest picture from People, I’d judge her to be one hot time in the sack.

Am I alone in my thinking? What do you have to say?

Is Eva Longoria a smoking hot babe, or am I melting down in the hot sun?

You be the judge.

Sure, Mel Gibson might hate Jews when he’s drunk, but that doesn’t make him an Anti-Semite. At least that’s what Mel told reporters today. He’s very contrite over the whole drunk-driving arrest:

“There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark,” Gibson says in the statement. “I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.”

It’s quite a far cry from the comments Mel made to police, just after his arrest. He claimed on that day that “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”. After he realized that Jews don’t just start wars, but they also go to movies and work in Hollywood, he decided to change his mind. This all came to him when he sobered up.

So, Mel’s heading into rehab, hoping to stem the tide of damage to his reputation. Can he do it? I tend to really think he can’t. If he sobers up and says he’s sorry, he might have a chance.

That’s right, you might think that the life of a young celeb is glamorous, and nothing but party after party. But this time you’d be wrong, according to her mom. She’s not happy about comments made by a studio exec that claim the younger Lohan is a hard partier.

“Maybe he has personal issues with whomever, and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl,” Dina tells the show.

You tell’em, Mom. There’s no reason to think your kid might be part of the problem. It’s much easier to just point the finger.

Lindsay Lohan has been partying for years, according to nearly all reports, and only now does her mom get indignant over it.

These two aren’t known for throwing boring parties.

This past Saturday Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson exchanged nuptials (even though they are said not to be legally binding) on a yacht in St. Tropez.

Kid Rock toasts his new wife to the crowd of guests last Saturday

Neither the bride or groom seemed to fuss much with formal wear, Pamela Anderson once again wore a string white bikini and Kid Rock wore a white undershirt looking thing with a black ball cap for the “romantic” ceremony.

They are planning several other wedding ceremonies throughout the US including Detroit and Malibu, California..

I’m sure there will be a lot more pics (and weddings)in the days to come, so that gives me something to look forward to.

Mel Gibson is 50 years old, but it doesn’t stop him from acting like a teenager. Mel’s been arrested for drunk driving, according to reports. For a man who’s made 100s of millions of dollars, you almost wonder why he can’t hire a driver to drive him around when he’s hammered.

Gibson’s vehicle was speeding eastbound on the Pacific Coast Highway when officers stopped him at 2:36 a.m., Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Mel Gibson has always been an overrated Australian to me, so this latest act isn’t going to make me wan’t to drop money on one of his sub-titled religious epics.

We reported that there was some question as to Tori Spelling was cut out of her father’s will earlier this month.

The verdict for Tori is just in. She will inherit under one million dollars. Her fathers estate at the time of his death was around $300 million. This means that her dear mother decided to give her the screws. In order to contest this, she would need to go up against her mother Candy who was left as his executor.

Tori and her mother have been fueding for quite some time, so it’ll be interesting to see if they add some more fuel to the fire..

Man, the world is an ironic place. Christie Brinkley, who would have to be considered one of the world’s most desirable women, has to face the news that her husband had a year long affair with a teenage girl. We know this type of thing happens to suburbanites all the time, but now it’s even happening to celebs.

“I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please … I love her,” Cook told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams via his lawyer, Norman Sheresky. “For a lifetime, I’ve tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse.”

Sounds good. But images of him with the delectable youngster are bound to haunt the aging Christie for years. Methinks the contrition comes to late to save him.

What do you think?

Both of them have used drugs before, but that’s not the only similarity I noticed between them.

Look at their heads. Look at the shape and the sinister smile.

Is there any chance these two are actually related?

I think there might be. They even decided to wear the same clothes to the interview.