Madonna, proving she’s no Jew, readies to dump her ties to Kaballah. For years she’s been promoting the esoteric study, but apparently it’s not rewarding enough for her to continue. According to published reports, she’s tired of the financial burden it places on her. I’ve got news for you, hun: Kabbalah doesn’t have to cost a penny. In the past Madonna sounded like she could never let go:

“As corny as it sounds,” Madonna told Rolling Stone last year, “if I didn’t have some kind of spiritual belief system, if I couldn’t find a way to make sense out of the chaos in the world around me — not my personal chaos, but the chaos in the world — I would be a very depressed person.”

Madonna is also looking for a lesbian-esque performance on MTV again this year. This year she has her eyes on either Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan. I’m guessing Jessica Simpson’s mom isn’t going to allow her to perform in any sapphic sessions.

SJP is a mystery to many, including her grandfather. Before Angelina became a major Ambassador of goodwill, she apparently was capable of being a vindictive bitch and hasn’t spoken with her dad in years.

In interviews, Jolie, 31, has said she was upset by the way Voight cheated during his marriage to her mother, French actress Marcheline Bertrand, now 54. The couple split when Jolie was a toddler.

Luckily, Voight got to see the $4 million pictures like the rest of us, and he thought they were great.

No plans on a reconciliation are in the offing. I can’t imagine why Angelina is so against cheating? Can you?