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More Bad News for Wacko Jacko

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

He’s getting sued again. This time by his ex-wife of not very long, Debbie Rowe.

The basis for the lawsuit? Money.. of course. According to Rowe, Jackson didn’t pay her money that he agreed to in their 1999 divorce. She’s seeking $195,000 immediately to cover lawyers expenses and $50,000 in living expenses while they battle for custody of their two children ages 9 and 8.

The next court hearing is slated for July 26th.

All of this is happening just when Michael is making a comeback!

Michael Jackson and the “Boys in Brazil”

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Looks like we have another controversy to add to the burning embers of MJ’s career. Bizarre allegations are nothing new for the King of Flop. All of the latest allegations involve his dealings with Marc Schaffel, who is suing the entertainer for $3.8 million.

A taped phone message not yet played in court is said to reveal Jackson telling an associate: “Get me two boys, no, get me a girl and a boy.” Says one source, “It sounds like someone asking you to run down to the store and get ice cream.”

The way you and I would order ice cream. Except he wasn’t ordering ice cream at all. He was ORDERING SMALL BRAZILIAN CHILDREN. What, praytell, would be the reason for that?

You would think a guy with a really bad image problem would lighten up on ordering kids. These allegations continue to haunt the man as he embarks on a nearly impossible comeback trail. Michael Jackson releasing a hit CD right now would be the equivalent of Babe Ruth coming back to life and getting his homerun record back from Bobby Bonds. It ain’t likely to happen.

If anyone in the worlds is still advising this guy, please tell him to get back to Moonwalking, and forget the obsession with kids.

Other allegations coming out right now are concerned with Marc Schaffel and whether MJ knew he was a producer of Gay porn films. Jackson claims he didn’t know, but Schaffel said he clearly did. This fight over money is revealing ever more tawdry allegations, and it’s likely none of this can be good news for the embattled entertainer.

Michael Jackson broke as a joke? That’s what some people are saying

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

The Madman of the Moonwalk has been dragged into court again. Despite what uninformed Michael Jackson Zombie Fan Club members say, there’s mounting evidence that the King of Flop is in a downward death-spiral to the celebrity boneyard. His popularity is fading faster than a turd going down a freshly-flushed gurgler and he’s in hock up to his eyeballs.

Even the Russians are up in arms, as the latest issue of Pravda mentions Jackson’s newest lawsuit, where it’s alleged that he owes $3.8 million to F. Marc Schaffel for videos they made together.

Those productions were intended to rehabilitate Jackson’s image after the airing of a damaging documentary in which he said he shared his bed in a nonsexual way with children.

So, despite what certain fans may claim, it’s VERY EXPENSIVE to have to defend yourself from serious criminal and civil charges all the time. MJ spends a lot more than the average entertainer on lawyers, and the negative press has eroded his fan-base severely since his peak 20 years ago. These constant charges can’t be good for business.

Worse yet for his fame: the world has moved on from his sickening sweet style of Pop music. The chance of his making even a minor comeback is nearly impossible, IMHO.

Michael Jackson moving to Europe - the new King of Flop

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Michael Jackson doesn’t do much these days except move around. Moving from Bahrain to Europe is the latest moonwalk for the fallen King of Pop. He hasn’t been able to catch a cold in sales in the last few years because of molestation charges that have dogged him persistently, and now he’s ready for a change:

Jackson has fired his business managers and has hired a New York City-based firm to oversee his business affairs.

I would guess there’s little doubt he needs money, and fast. He owes millions in debt, and has an eroding fan base. Rumor is he’s working on his comeback right now.