Mel Gibson is 50 years old, but it doesn’t stop him from acting like a teenager. Mel’s been arrested for drunk driving, according to reports. For a man who’s made 100s of millions of dollars, you almost wonder why he can’t hire a driver to drive him around when he’s hammered.

Gibson’s vehicle was speeding eastbound on the Pacific Coast Highway when officers stopped him at 2:36 a.m., Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Mel Gibson has always been an overrated Australian to me, so this latest act isn’t going to make me wan’t to drop money on one of his sub-titled religious epics.

Man, the world is an ironic place. Christie Brinkley, who would have to be considered one of the world’s most desirable women, has to face the news that her husband had a year long affair with a teenage girl. We know this type of thing happens to suburbanites all the time, but now it’s even happening to celebs.

“I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please … I love her,” Cook told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams via his lawyer, Norman Sheresky. “For a lifetime, I’ve tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse.”

Sounds good. But images of him with the delectable youngster are bound to haunt the aging Christie for years. Methinks the contrition comes to late to save him.

What do you think?

Who can blame him when his daughter has shrunk to a shadow of herself?

Like most fathers, he has concern for his daughters health and welfare, and even says that “it hurts him more than it hurts Nicole to hear people talking about her dangerously low weight.

Nicole admits to knowing that she is too thin and is seeing a nutritionist, a psychiatrist and a personal trainer in an effort to gain back some healthy weight.

I thought she looked a lot better with a few curves anyhow, so I hope that her treatment goes well and Lionel feels better, too.

I wonder if the most painful part of Heather Locklear’s divorce was getting her “Richie” tattoo covered? It very well might’ve been.

..and while she was there she decided to add a little ink to an existing tat on her right ankle..

It’s the word “Finch” and could refer to a bird or the name of one of David Spade’s past characters. She claims it’s to remind her that she’s “free as a bird” but others contend it’s a pet name for Mr. Spade.

If nothing else, she won’t have to cover it up if they break up and that’s a little smarter anyway. Good thinking, Heather..

Crooner Nick Lachey is over Jessica Simpson and ready to get on with his life.

“It’s a huge part of my life,” Lachey acknowledged. “But for me, personally and professionally, it’s time to move on.”

It’s not hard to believe. In some ways you could argue that he and Jessica pimped their marriage out for fame.

Another argument is that most marriages in the US only last 3 threes before divorce so they were smart to take the money and fame.

Who’s right? Time will tell. Or not.

We all know the National Enquirer is a rag, but now they’ve gone and accused Paris Hilton of being a homewrecker. People need to get shit straight when it comes to Paris:

Paris Hilton is being branded a homewrecker after she scored a goal with hockey hunk Jose Theodore behind the back of his longtime girlfriend and mother of his child, say sources.

Oh no you didn’t! It’s his girlfriend, for God’s sake. If he can’t even put a ring on the skank’s finger, then why the heck should Paris keep her mitts off?

..Or “manny”..

Whichever you prefer.

Britney has been spotted with a sandy brown haired young man that was hired on to assist her with her son Sean Preston and to act as a bodyguard for her.

He has been spotted carrying Sean Preston, as well as his diaper bag and pushing his baby stroller.

Do you think his employment status is legitimate?

I was just wondering what your take was on this subject?

I picked up the current issue and was left wondering whether or not Star magazine is a friend or a foe to celebrities? Lindsay Lohan had a lot of coverage, including an image of what she might look like at age 60. It wasn’t good.

I guess it’s all done for the sake of entertainment, people revel in celebrity gossip.

1. Angelina Jolie.
I don’t care that she just had a baby and Brad Pitt is her man. She’s got a dazzling smile and an equally stunning body.

2. Jessica Simpson.
She exercised those gorgeous legs of hers by leaving Nick Lachey. I won’t say what I’d like to do with them I love when she pouts!

3. Paris Hilton.
“That’s hott” ’nuff said!

4. Lindsay Lohan.
She’s got her own set of problems, but nothing I couldn’t help her fix. LOL!

5. Beyonce Knowles.
Wow. This girl is dynamite.. Jay-Z is one lucky man!

There’s a lot more but figured I’d just mention my personal Top 5.

Who are your favorites and why?

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